My deepest apologies that you have to see this.
Roasted chestnuts, banana sprinkled with vanilla powder, biltong (duh), honey and yes a block of butter. I consider this prep time 5 minutes as I danced whilst the chestnuts were roasting. I reluctantly took this damn photo then hurriedly sat naked in the sun and ate this insane meal - if life gets any better than this, I'm convinced we're in a simulation.
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I ate some food that I'd like to share with you - not the actual food, just the story of how I ate it.