Biltong SLAM

Biltong SLAM

We take quality control seriously. Every tenth bag of biltong is put to a stress test. Mental toughness is imperative to us. Not only must our biltong be durable, but able to withstand physical and psychological torture by competitors desperate to extract valuable flavor intelligence - good luck you slimy bastards! The only information you’ll extort from these finely trained soldiers is Name, Ingredients and Best Before.

Lieutenant Rory

 



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