Meat poetry

Meat poetry

We always write a message down on card before shipping away online biltong orders. When not busy turning meat into gold, we’ll group together and get creative. We believe it’s a nice personal touch to give those who order online, as these are the sales we cherish most.

Card writing has become a sport, and points are awarded for rhymes, laughs, and good philosophy (whether uplifting or nihilistic). Here is a great recent poem.

"I do delight in biltong’s might,
From one bite it’ll make you light,
Heal eyesight.
Win a knife fight,
It’s no insight, I’m being forthright,
I do delight in biltong’s might."



1 Response

Obama
Obama

April 19, 2017

Lol looks like Rory is drawing a doodle

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