Food, Wine, & an Egomaniac

Food, Wine, & an Egomaniac

We're at the food and wine expo this weekend. It's for classy people like us so don't bother rock'n up unless you're wearing a tux and got fat stacks ready to drop. If you're fortunate enough to get through the crowds you may even get lucky enough to lay eyes on us. At which stage; if we can be bothered, we'll let you drop your stacks in our money bags for some Biltong.

It runs over Friday - Sunday at the convention centre. If you're too much a pleb to get in, feel free to find us on the red carpet, we may be doing autographs.

- Roreezy



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